Spanking Stefan

A few weeks ago I had the great honor of spanking the naughty husband of LA’s most beautiful and talented disciplinarian, Mila Rhyzhkov.   Stefan is a delight to spank; even more bratty now that he’s gotten to know me.  It was a crazy night of drinkin’ and spankin’, and we had a blast…

Click here to watch the video! 

(Give the video at least a few hours to be approved… should be ready by the evening of August 27!)

Interesting Night

Hey all…. Sorry I have been so absent from this blog.  I have been working like a madwoman.  Sometimes I have to remind myself to come up for air! 

I got this interesting email from someone who mentioned a mutual friend.  He mentioned a blog, http://den-o-discipline.blogspot.com, and I visited it.

Imagine my dismay, when I read this guy’s latest entry:

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Diva Models

There are some seriously stuck up spanko models who have no business being stuck up. Let me tell you about these girls. They are young and, sort of, pretty but, they couldn’t get a real modelling gig in a million years. Because of the low standards of spanking videos, they get the benefit to call themselves models. OK, good for them. If they are true spankos and they want to make a buck while doing they love to do, I can’t fault them for that. It could be that they are not mature enough to fully comprehend the consequences of being in a porno, which unlike a tattoo, can never be erased (because once it’s on the internet, it’s forever part of the public domain). But, maybe they are wise enough to make the decision to act in a spanking video and so that’s what they choose to do. Fine. It’s not a license to be a bitch, though.

I resent these girls who show up at spanking parties, for the sole purpose of hawking their wares and promoting themselves. They flaunt their asses and smile and act (phony) nice for about an hour, and then they go hide in their hotel room with their small clique of friends for the rest of the party. So, if you ever had any illusion that these spanko girls were interested in going to a spanking party to play and mingle with the regular, paying attendees, think again, you poor sap. It’s grating because, if you believe what you read on the internet – and by that, I mean, what you see posted on their blogs – they were the life of the party! tee hee. giggle. smooches! ummmmmmm. BULLSHIT. The reality is that they pose for some photos, which is probably the only time you will catch them smiling in public. Those are the photos that get posted on their blogs. Here’s another thing. They love to talk about how (insert name of model) had so much fun hanging out with (insert name of other model). It’s like US magazine. Who the fuck do these girls think they are? Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? It’s as though being in a few spanking videos has emboldened them with self-appointed celebrity status. Try talking to one of them at a party. If you haven’t been pre-approved by their posse, then they’ll treat you with all the warmth Bjork would impart to a paparazzi trying to stick a camera in her baby’s stroller.

Back on planet earth, I can’t help but wonder why guys line up for these girls. Some of them are downright dumb. I mean dumb as the board they are getting whacked with. It’s pathetic how many poor suckers think these hoes are worth more attention than the spanko women, who are infinitely more interesting, and whose only sin is being a few years older and a few pounds heavier than these bimbos. There’s a bizarre economy at spanking parties. The young and cute are in such ridiculously high demand, that it’s a shame. It’s more of a shame on the men, because the men are the ones who can’t see beyond the most shallow physical traits of the female. It’s probably not going to happen any time soon, but if men would stop licking the toes of bimbos, then there wouldn’t be so many stuck up, intolerable diva bitches, and there wouldn’t be so many ridiculous cliques that are built around them, and everyone would be a lot happier.

Posted by SmilingDevil at 11:55 PM  

 

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O RLY, Smiling Devil?

 

Boy, I gotta admit, this guy’s got balls.  A part of me is laughing my ass off at his dark humor.  It really is kind of funny.  And I agree that age and looks shouldn’t be the first thing a person is looking for friends or play partners.  But the other part says…. why the hell did you waste 5 minutes of my precious time, you asshole?  I could have been reading emails from cool people!  

 

Why do people go out of their way to be rude?

 

Anyway, I thought it would be interesting to see what people think.  And, for this weeks update, think green…

 

 

Audrey & Max are Lost in the Woods

 

The video is fantastic.  Shooting outdoors is dangerous, because we fight the wind noise and the elements, but it’s great fun.

Off to edit more video now!

~Audrey

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Audrey…

Here is a very entertaining letter I received from my LA friends, Mila and Stefan.  It was so entertaining, we had to share it….

 

ENJOY!  YOUR SPIRIT HAS BEEN GREATFULLY INVOKED BY MILA IN media res OF A SPANKING WHICH IS STILL IN PROGRESS, A SPANKING WHICH IS TWENTY MINUTES INTO ITS SECOND HOUR.  WHILE SHE RESTS AND LOOKS OVER STEFAN’S SHOULDER, HE IS WRITING TO AUDREY.  STEFAN IS NOT ONLY CERTAIN THAT AUDREY IS ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN A CAMPAIGN TO GET HIM SPANKED TO CHINA AND BACK, HE IS ALSO QUIKCLY LEARNING SHE IS QUITE GOOD AT WHAT SHE’S DOING.  STEFAN CAN MITIGATE THE SEVERITY OF HIS SPANKING’S CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND BY WRITING THIS LETTER TO MILA’S SATISFACTION.  WE BOTH HOPE YOU’LL ENJOY THIS CRAZY SLICE OF LIFE.

Dear Audrey,

          Where to begin?  First, I really want you to know that, even if it weren’t a part of the spanking I’m currently receiving (the end of which is terribly in sight), I would be writing to tell you that I’m so very sorry to be tardy with my replies to your heartfelt letters.  it’s inexcusable and won’t happen again. 

         THE STORY:

Mila was looking through my e-mail and noticed that I had yet to reply to your latest batch of queries and good cheer, and when the pictures of your kittens melted both of our hearts, I  knew my goose was totally cooked.  After I showered and put on my PJ’s, I walked into the living room only to find Mila with her eyes fixed on the television and her favorite paddle (the club as you called it) by her side.    I knew I was going to get the holy-hell spanked out of me (and knew why [and that I deserved it] without her saying), so I didn’t protest and I tried to anticipate her commands.  I knelt by her side, and I dropped trousers as I draped myself over her knee.  That was a huge no-no. I think Mila’s words say it all: “You really have lost your fucking mind, trying to direct me.”  Mila put her hand in front of my face and gestured for me to get up.  I did.  She tugged me in front of her, and then told me to face away from her (and told me I was blocking the tv).  I felt an odd tickle and quickly realized she was writing all over my butt with a sharpee.

 

Of course, Mila starts laughing herself silly (which is frankly, in mid-spanking, both completely terrifying and superbly humiliating), and then she says:

“If you can guess what it says, and I know that you can’t, you might save “my ass”” (because my butt belongs to her)” from a few blisters.

I guessed “Audrey’s bottom.”

 Mila jumps over the back of the couch, I stay put, and she comes back with a compact.  I read two lines  “This is how/ U write Audree.”  (She actually wrote your name with two e’s). 

 I’ve just been ordered on all fours. 

 PAUSE FOR SPANKING.  IT’S GETTING VERY LATE.

 Ok.  That “e” remark (which is completely true) necessitated a brief interruption in the writing of this letter in order to provide time for a five minute speed paddling.

 

OK. That crack just earned me another five minutes.  I am still crying a bit, and I bawled (sobs, snot, the whole deal) my eyes out during.  The tears started flowing inside the first thirty seconds.

 

BACK TO THE PRELUDE: 

Then the spanking begins.  I was told to quickly assume position for a “straddle paddle.”  This calls for me to hold myself in place by resting my weight on my elbows (which are placed on the floor), and also calls upon my legs to gently hug Mila).  It’s a vicious position that makes any butt clenching impossible and its ideal for long paddling.  “Straddle paddles “ are fast (but long), no mercy paddlings that usually (in my case) produce tears.  The last hour and forty minutes has seen two twenty-minute long straddle paddles.   It has also seen two, five minute doses of the same, and one 20 minute long prison strapping.  Mila has taken several breaks.  During these breaks, I have seen no mercy and have, instead, been alone in front of the robospanker (it is in the bedroom but it has a remote).  I have only seen a few minutes pause here and there, this being one of them.

 ONTO OTHER THINGS:

             Male/Male spanking:

Mila would love to see me spank Vanny.  The paranoia on m/m is so very lame.  Frankly, the best place to prove that you’re NOT GAY is over a man’s knee.  As for your very large friend, he can totally spank me if you’d get a real kick out of it.  What are friends for?

              On me giving spankings:

I’m inexperienced, but everyone says I’m a natural.  I usually just go with the moment, but I’m intense (in scolding and spanking) and every man I’ve spanked has gotten ##SPANKED##!  (toots own horn).  I’ll try to film the next spanking I administer.

              On getting spanked by you:

I was indeed mortified, but only in an appropriate manner.  

It was awesome.

 CODA:

         Well, that’s the news. 

          I really am sorry about the flaky.

 Best regards,

Stefan Rhyzhkov

            

Audrey Knight and Mila Rhyzhkov Paint the Town Red!

Hi everyone!

I am so excited to be traveling to LA this week.  I will be offering doubles sessions with the gorgeous, amazing disciplinarian Mila Rhyzhkov.  If you would like to have your bottom blistered by two beautiful, experienced disciplinarians, send an email to audreyknight@live.com. 

Audrey

Tour & Updates

Sad news, I have to cancel my tour of the East Coast. There is a serious illness in my family, and it’s not a safe time to be leaving my home for 2 weeks. I am so bummed! However, I am sure I will re-schedule it at a better time.

Good news, though… I have been working my tail off to have some really great content for Miss Audrey Spanks. A surprise visit from Vanny of Spanking Tube will result in great entertainment for subscribers and Tubers, and recent F/M outdoor shoots will post very soom on Miss Audrey. For Spank That Brat, Abigail and I have a very special shoot coming up… stay tuned!

Audrey

Girls Spank Better

Found this picture.  Liked it.  Shared it.

Spankable Angel

New Spank That Brat bottom Brittany

You can see her (and read about her experience being spanked by Ava) at www.spankthatbratblog.com

Spankers for Salvation

I think this young man repented in the middle of the spanking.  Always a good thing.

Oh Lord, let it be over!

Coming Up for Air

 

Hi Everyone!

What a crazy month June has been!  I have been anticipating this beautiful summer since — well — since LAST summer ended, but, of course, it seems I’m almost too busy to enjoy it!  Fortunately I’ve managed to hit the beach a few times to work on my tan line.

Where to start?  I usually post about shoots when I’m not sure what to write about, but the past few weeks have been relatively shoot-free, until this past weekend when I finally met and shot with my good friend Michigan Headmaster.   He played the part of attorney Tony Bologna — er, I mean, Spumoni, (or was it Pastrami?), and I, of course, was the legal secretary who just loved to play Solitaire all day.  He was lots of fun, and is an absolute master of the cane — at the end of the shoot, off camera, I begged him to give me a dozen of the best, and he didn’t disappoint. 

The deadline was WHEN???

 

For our second shoot I played the part of a student along with newcomer Evelyn Clark, a brattly lil thing who stole a CD from the dollar store and shoved it in my purse.  Only after I faced the unwarranted music for her trick did she finally break down and admit the truth, and take her well-earned comeuppance.

Michigan Headmaster gives bratty Evelyn the cane for stealing & lying.

 

Those were fun shoots.

A few weeks ago, I broke my own personal record for spanking tall guys.  I met Rob Dey through a local friend.  She wasn’t lying when she told me he was tall, handsome, lean, and truly one of the most spankable young men on the planet.  From the time I met him, the little punk exuded dominance and stubbornness in waves.  He’s smart, witty and sublimely bratty — so full of himself, in fact, that it’s impossible to NOT give him a good slap on the rump every now and again.  He begs for it. 

Hey, his ass is at the perfect level for a good whacking. No job too tall for Audrey!

But I have to admit, the two of us look pretty silly together.  Here’s Audrey, 5′2, 120 lb, short and curvy, and Rob, towering at a whopping 6′8, thin as a reed, full of wiry energy, and truly all arms and legs.  I was very pleasantly surprised when I finally got his shorts down and saw his unassuming little mounds sassily protruding, round and squishy, just begging someone to give them a good what-have-you.  I was happy to oblige.

Another note, I will be making the trek once again to LA — this time to shoot with Dallas and Clare Fonda, but especially to visit my dear friend Mila Rhyzhkov.  Mila has been off celebrating for the past few days, because she’s been awarded with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for her infamous back-porch-painting productions.  Though I’ve only seen that she’s made a handful of short videos, all edited by her naughty husband Stephan (who is going to get spanked for not erasing messages from his voice mail!) they are of such unparallelled vision, quality and creativity that she’s already become quite the star.

Mila Rhyzhkov has been honored on the Hollywood walk of fame!

 

This past weekend also included a visit to the Detroit Space Party — a crazy cool fetish party with activities ranging from fire play to bondage to flogging.  I am not a connoisseur of BDSM, but I do have appreciation for people who are a little different than I am.  It was really cool.  I got to spank my red-headed brat friend Naughty Freckles again.  She was dressed like a private college slut with her long red hair in pigtails and cute white panties peeking out from her ridiculously short plaid skirt.  And before I left, I met two adorable potential models: one absolutely gorgeous angel-faced blonde young man traipsing around in spank-worthy short shorts and a little pixie girl with an ass that made my wine-soaked brains fall out.

That reminds me of a little shoot I did with my good friend Eric Cain, rigger extraordinaire.  Eric’s passion is for rope — and handcuffs – and anything else he can do to get his willing subject bound tightly and sweetly submissive.    It’s all good fun

All tied up and nowhere to go

 

Well, that’s just about it for now.  I just got off the phone with my friends Kyle and Katherine St. James, and it seems that we’ve been the victim of a phone prank played by our mutual friend, the Juno-lookalike (and act-alike!) Carissa.  It seems Carissa has such a wonderful time mocking my northern accent, she had to get on the phone with Kyle just to prove that she could pull off a half-hour conversation with him, schedule a shoot, plan the shooting ideas, and in the meantime, she kind of double-booked me with Clare.  Little Brat!   Okay, Carissa, game on, little girl.  I am going to spank your bottom blue!

Thanks for reading!

Audrey

Spanko Life!

A fellow spankophile has opened an amazing new social networking site for spankos — www.spankolife.com! It has amazing features reminiscent of facebook and myspace (sorry, I don’t know the terminology!). Let’s just say it’s very cool, fun, and spank friendly. Check it out today!

www.spankolife.com

Here is my profile: http://www.spankolife.com/members/profile/1305